DRIVE A MOTORCYCLE
I've only ever been on a motorcycle once. It was pretty cool. I think it'd be even cooler to be driving it. I don't really want to own one, I just want to go for a rip.
GET FUCKED ON AN AIRPLANE
I know everybody wants to. I'm sort of curious as to how often this actually occurs though. It seems like it would be kinda difficult, at least in "economy class" (or "steerage" as I like to call it). I've never flown anything besides steerage.
PSYCHEDELIC DRUGS
I have never done any psychedelic drugs. Preferably I'd like to do them in the desert coz that seems like a great idea.
ALBATROSS TATTOO
I want a gigantic tattoo of a dead albatross.
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Coz fuck albatrosses, amirite?
VISIT MY HOMELAND
And by my "homeland" I mean the places where my male ancestors came from. Soo Macedonia (Gigeroff) and Northern England (Shackleton).
GO TO MARDI GRAS
This would be the ultimate spring break excursion.
HOT DOG TOUR
I love hot dogs. I want to travel around North America more. What would be better than driving around sampling and reviewing the best hot dogs in this beautiful continent? Getting paid to do it, that's what. Anybody want to chip in on this?
LEARN FALCONRY
There would be absolutely nothing cooler than hunting with a falcon. Zero things. "No, I don't need a shot gun, I have a fucking falcon that kills shit for me." Boom.
SHARK CAGE DIVING
Cage goes in the water. You go in the water. Shark's in the water.
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